Sleeping buddies

For the last few nights, I have found an increasing number of random things in my bed, probably a result of sorting out lots of rubbish in my room.

Last night I found (in no particular order): a sandwich box, my bible, a conker and a Comic Relief 'Tomato' Car Nose from whatever early 90s year that was.

I left them there; they weren't doing me any harm huddled in the corner. There's room in a double bed for all of us.